Ask Butterstick

Q: What will Butterstick reveal on 3/15/06?
A: Come on, do you really think we are going to tell you. Check back then.
PS: He's not going to reveal what you think, so get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: Is Butterstick's real name Land of Lakes?
A: No he stands for all things generic.

Q: What's up with the black and white?
A: He's mod. Deal with it.

Q: Butterstick has been referred to in the media as "Adorable Roly Poly," "stir fry," "big boy," and "badass." What's up?
A: He's all that and more. Let's just say that this panda is all about wearing sunglasses at night.

Q: Can I get a personal introduction to Butterstick?
A: No way. Are you cracked in the head?

Q: What rocks Buttersticks world?
A: A hella of a lot of bamboo and rockin it to Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation." (Note: Butterstick would do anything to meet Joan Jett. So if you can arrange this, please have your people contact our people).

Q: Who is Butterstick's posse?
A: All who send obeyers of the Stick to us.

Q: Who is Butterstick's original posse?
A: Pandas throughout the world -- the originators of pandic wisdom. They are in danger. You can help.

Q: Who runs this website?
A: People who Obey Butterstick and believe in Panda Power. Duh!

Q: I have a question. Who should I talk to?
A: That depends. Perhaps a shrink. If you have a question about Butterstick you can shoot us an email. But you must prove you OBEY Butterstick before he answers you.

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