Soon Butterstick Will—Dare I Say It?—Rule The World

It is up to YOU To help him - here are 2 ways how...-

1. Download and print out our Great Leader's visage (see pic at left) and post wherever you find appropriate in your travels to spread the Gospel of the Stick. Then take a picture of it and send it to us at ObeyButterstick@gmail.com. Photos that please him will be posted here.

2. Post one of these sterling portraits of our Magnificient Master on your website and request that people come here and begin to Obey. Please link to http://www.obeybutterstick.com

He is everywhere...

Only your total and complete subservience is required...